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The Chris Sutton Thread- The Man Of Many Words:

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A Muslim a Hindu and a Hun have been walking through the desert for 2 days with no food or shelter....
They come across a house and knock on the door and ask for a room for three.
The owner says ''we have a room for two and a barn at the back''
The three draw straws and the Muslim gets the short one and ends up in the barn....
The Hindu and the Hun go to the room, settle in bed and ten minutes later there is a knock on the door......
the Hun opens the door and it is the Muslim. He say's ''I know I drew the short straw but no one said there was a pig in the barn.... no way can I sleep in there with a pig in there.
The Hun and the Hindu draw straws again and the Hindu loses and heads off for the barn.....
Ten minutes later there is a knock on the door.... the Hun opens it and it is the Hindu....
''Look, I know I lost the draw, but no one said there was a cow in the barn, no way can I stay in the barn with a cow in there.....
The Hun agrees to go in the barn.....
Ten minutes later there is a knock on the door.....
The Muslim opens the door..... it was the pig and the cow!!..

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